So see there’s this like, um, Irish myth thingie you know and it has this, um, like hero woman you know? And um, so… see Kazerad… you know him, right? Yeah well he was doing one of those streamy things you know where he, like, draws and stuff? And there was this guy, Johnny Cheesedog, and he’s like a big history guy I guess, so he’s like, ‘draw Weedum-Ja as
Scáthach’ you know? And I’m like, ‘who’s
Scáthach’ right?
Well anyway, like Kaz does it you know, I mean he draws the green lizard thing. Not the orange lizard thing, but the green one. And she’s all warrior lady, but she’s NAKED! No, really, he draws this naked lizard! It’s totally perv, right?
Here. Here’s what he drew…

And he was REALLY drunk and he even drew her nipples. And everybody was like, ‘lizards don’t have nipples’ and like ‘lizards don’t have breasts’ and I was like ‘lizards don’t have hands either an nobody complains about that!’ So anyway, you know I like, like to color and stuff you know? So I DID! Wanna see?
So when I was like, watching Kaz I saw the picture he got from the internet to base it on, right? It was this one…

And I’m like, what’s with the renamon ears, right? But anyway,, so I do a kinda similar background and stuff and come up with this…

Oh, wait,, no. That’s just the flat color and background. Yeah, I made her nipples darker. Isn’t it just the weirdest? Anyway, no here’s the final version…

Cool, right? Well I like was SO spaced out last night. I got home real late but I wanted to post it on the Prequel fanart booru, right? But they don’t like nipples there right, so I had to modify the WHOLE thing, it’s got like 10 layers and I have to, like, modify 5 of em anyway, and I, like, moved lines around and stuff so it didn’t look like she had nipples at all, right? So check it…

Cool, huh?
What? Well fuck I don’t know why she has a football shoulder. Well,yeah I guess she does sorta have a beak nose. Hell, I don’t know how she’s holding those spears up! Strong butt muscles maybe? Fuck, he was drunk as hell, what do you expect? Fine art?
Yeah well screw you, I’m late for my class in Diction. Damn straight, I’m making straight As and on the Honor Roll! I graduate next month in English as a Second Language.





